Raphael Bob-Waksberg

As per the goats of it all—” I start to say, but I’m immediately thrown off by the weirdness of starting a sentence with the phrase “as per the goats of it all.” That was a poor choice. I thought I could pull it off. I couldn’t pull it off.

And I like to think I’m a reasonable man. A modern, sophisticated, sensible man. But no daughter of mine is getting married at a wedding without goat slaughter.”

I immediately think of a hundred Wrong Things to Say, but I can’t for the life of me think of a single Right Thing to Say, so instead I shout the most un-Wrong of the Wrong Things I can think of, which is “All the normal reasons!”