“No,” he replies as he unclasps the kit and starts to pull out bandages, gauze, and disinfectant. “A compliment would be me telling you that you look fucking stunning in that dress. Calling you ignorant was merely an observation.”
I slap his chest with my good hand. “Ass!” I cry out.
“Now, it’s my turn to ask if that’s supposed to be a compliment.”
I’m not sure whether I want to laugh, scream, strip, or escape.