I suppose, but I still haven’t forgotten the mean things he did to me when we were younger.”
“Like when he convinced you that you had Dutch elm disease?” April teased.
“That wasn’t funny,” I snapped, although the rest of the table burst out laughing.
“I never knew that,” said Frannie. “How did he do it?”
“He told her that freckles on the nose were a sure sign, and if she started to grow hair on her legs, she should definitely cover them with peanut butter,” blurted April, that traitor. “He told her that was the only known cure.”