I’m sorry son, it’s just that I’ve been waiting with a lawyer on standby for when she inevitably figured out that you were… watching her. Anyway, tell me more about what—”
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Rozehas quoted3 months ago
Quite romantic, if you ask me.
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Rozehas quoted3 months ago
Over the last however many years—since I first started coming here at the age of sixteen—I’ve garnered a… reputation. In other words, they all think I’m a raging lunatic who should be locked away in some sort of asylum.
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Rozehas quoted3 months ago
Not sure why, since I’m like a ray of fucking sunshine.
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jammyhas quotedlast month
I don’t know if I’m fucking hallucinating or what, but a fucking angel has just appeared in the middle of the bar.
jammyhas quotedlast month
Well, Izzy too, but she doesn’t count in this situation.
jammyhas quotedlast month
If they paid enough attention, they would realize that I’m probably smarter than the both of them.
jammyhas quotedlast month
Dad did offer to stay with her, but we figured having the Don of the New York Mafia come and stay with her might scare her a little.
jammyhas quotedlast month
But did he really have to go and wake up while I was in the middle of the best goddamn moment of my life?