A raucously funny collection of first-time sexual encounters that go spectacularly wrong in the most unexpected ways. From high-tech mishaps to automotive malfunctions, from DIY disasters to divine misunderstandings, this book chronicles ten outrageous stories of couples whose romantic plans collide with Murphy's Law in the most mortifying ways possible.
Each tale serves as a hilariously cautionary reminder that first times rarely unfold according to plan. With wit, warmth, and unflinching attention to cringe-worthy detail, Cherry Picking Disasters celebrates the beautifully imperfect nature of human intimacy. These stories prove that while we may carefully plan our most intimate moments, the universe often has other ideas entirely—and sometimes the disasters make for much better stories than perfection ever could.
A comedy collection for anyone who believes that laughter truly is the best medicine for life's most embarrassing moments, and a reminder that no matter how catastrophically your own first time unfolded, you're definitely not alone.
