Does Stavros Niarchos III ring a bell? Anyone who is anyone (who also read ONTD in 2009) will remember that name, and guess what? He's back! And newly married to an art/fashion influencer named Dasha Zhukova whose origin story will shock you. Will Channing Tatum and Jessie J get back together? One gossip blogger seems to think so... Plus, our Most Markelous Headline of the Week does NOT disappoint—it involves a Pilates guru! Amber Heard got a medical boot and a new girlfriend named Butti; Jen and Brad's SAG run-in has the tabloids screaming for dear life and Rita shows off her "leggy pins pins."
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