"Pat Simone's Revenge!"
Told byPat Simone, 50
Because of his video camera, my husband has turned into a Goddamn pervert.
Suddenly, he's a big fan of the beach. He just loves taking videos of all the young cuties in their flimsy bathing suits.
This went on all summed until we were getting ready to leave for our Jamaica vacation.
"You're NOT bringing that fucking camera!" I told him not to bring his camera but he didn't listen to his wife. He should have cause I got even with him in a way he never expected.
