Tim Collins

I wanted nothing more than to lie in bed today and think about Chloe and her pretty neck.

Timing is everything in the eternal dance of seduction.

Watkins goes mad if he

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That should tell you how exciting things are round here!

SUNDAY 2ND JANUARY

And did they ask me about my feelings on the subject? Of course they didn’t.

I am in love with Chloe! I know this because I’ve been thinking about her since half past ten. I can’t stop picturing her dark eyes and her lovely pale neck

As I focused on her, I began to hear the sound of blood pumping around her veins and I thought about what a wonderful relief it would be if I could pierce her jugular vein and have a refreshing sip.

I was turned into a vampire by the people I call my parents.

I’m a bit of a mysterious loner, really