Geoff Tibballs

fat lot of good

Perhaps there should be an organization – Grumblers Anonymous – where we can gather regularly to air our grievances with like-minded souls.

* Open yourself up to the many paths available in life, and then take the easiest.

* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Life’s a bitch. Deal with it. Just accept that some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

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‘Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.’

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‘I believe you should live each day as if it was your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry, because who

wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?’