Charles Saatchi

BE THE WORST YOU CAN BE
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TEN
COMMANDMENTS?
n overrated lifestyle guide, unsustainable and largely ineffective, only succeeding in making people confused and guilty.
FOR EXAMPLE: You shall not covet your
neighbour’s wife, nor his house, nor his
servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is
your neighbour’s.
This was always obviously a no-hoper of a Commandment.
Coveting is all everyone does, all the time, everyday. It’s
what drives the world economy, pushes people to make
a go of their lives, so that they can afford the Executive

Everybody is needy, arrogant, cal-
lous, aggrieved, self-absorbed, petty,
mean-spirited, spiteful, greedy, envi-
ous, ill-mannered and malicious, in
some measure, some of the time.
Only when you accept that much of
the pleasure of being alive is to enjoy
your own horribleness, and the char-
acter flaws in everyone around you,
will you find harmony and each day
will pass more sweetly.

Jesus loves you. But I’m his favourite

eople are tossed
about in a capricious sea of unknow-
able, indiscriminate circumstances.
Some drown. Some survive.
Some thrive.

take Fate by the throat; it shall not
wholly overcome me.

HOW MANY OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
ARE YOU GUILTY OF? PRIDE, SLOTH, ENVY,
LUST, ANGER, GREED, GLUTTONY?
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All of them.

lot in common. I loved him and he
loved him.”