Linda Floyd

  • emmagesquedahas quoted4 days ago
    Dad.
    “Hook me up with some tequila,” I say. If the vodka didn’t do the trick, tequila definitely will

    This is super funny

  • emmagesquedahas quoted3 days ago
    Acknowledging each other in passing doesn’t qualify me to break out a notepad and leather sofa and talk about her feelings.

    So funny and such a real line 🤣🤣

  • emmagesquedahas quoted3 days ago
    What are you doing here?”
    “Drinking.” It’s truthful and sounds better than prowling for a hookup.

    This is hilarious

  • emmagesquedahas quoted3 days ago
    . It’s okay. I’m alright.”
    She’s not. She’s going to fall apart and tell me the whole story any minute now.

    So me I swear

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