Carian Cole

Uncle Tor: I just wanted to check on you.

Me: I'm great. Just invited five guys over for an orgy.

I thought she came here with Drifter."

"Sailor." I correct.

My love,

I wished for you a thousand times,

and finally, you're mine.

Hello, Satan. I know you've been waiting patiently for me since the demise of the good and noble Uncle Tor. I have a feeling I'll be staying here a while.

"I want all of you," she continues as her lips move across my flesh. "Your love, your body. Your past, your present, your future. Everything."

Are you hungry?"

"I'm starving," he nips at my collarbone. "I'm just not sure what I want to eat first."

"There was just me falling for you all on my own and making wishes on a shit ton of pennies."

"You're so fuckin' adorable."

"So are you."

I think he actually blushes.