Jerome Klapka Jerome

he would never smile again

There is nothing does irritate me more than seeing other people sitting about doing nothing when I'm working

the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens

Get up, you fat-headed chunk

tooth-brush of mine will be the death of

weren't going to unpack that bag again for him, nor for anyone like him

what cared we for human suffering

chops and cold beef

this "weather-forecast" fraud is about the most aggravating

"forecasts" precisely what happened yesterday or a the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to happen to-day