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In my room. Just you, me, and the cable ties.

It’s just a pretty face, sweetheart.

if you were mine, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week after the stunt you pulled yesterday.

“Oh, fuck the paperwork.”

I make a mental note to fuck her in an elevator one day.

She. Feels. So. Good.

You are my one vanilla conquest

“You want a list? Divorced, beheaded, died?”

“You’re not Henry the Eighth,”

She’s good for my dark, dark soul

She’s good for my dark, dark soul