Redeeming 6: Boys of Tommen #4

I’ve always been a father!” I roared back, chest heaving. “And I’ve done a pretty fucking good job with the four I’ve raised. And yeah, I’m a mess, and yeah, I’m an addict, but I’m a good father! I’m a good fucking parent, Darren. I kept them alive. I kept them fed, and loved, and nurtured and goddamn educated. I did that. Not you. Not him. Not Mam. Me. So, call me a junkie and whatever the hell else you want to call me, but don’t say that I’m too young to be a father!”

Tell me about the first time you had sex.”

“Why?” I glared at her. “Are you looking for tips?”

Seriously. I’m as pregnant as she is.“

“It’s always fits.”

“But how?”

“Magic.”

“Joey.”

I want you to love yourself enough to stop destroying yourself.”

“How do you ever expect that to happen when the very person who gave birth to me can’t love me?”

Contrary to the many rumors going around about my magical dick, it doesn’t yet possess the ability to un-attach itself from the rest of me, lad,”

to be really fucking traumatized.”

pissed, and if you tell me that you’re attracted to me, then I’m going

Because if this is the part where you tell me that you’re attracted to my girlfriend, I’m going to be really fucking

Jesus, the old man was right; I was pussy-whipped.