Jim Davis

Garfield's Top Ten Tom(cat) Foolery

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  • Ivanhas quoted6 years ago
    TOP TEN REASONS TO OWN A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG

    10. No need to drool-proof your home
    9. Cat has absolutely no romantic interest in your leg
    8. Nothing spooks a burglar like stepping on a cat
    7. Dog breath actually killed a guy in Utah
    6. Cat always returns your car with a full tank
    5. Cat will keep yard free of pesky songbirds
    4. Cat won’t drag you out into blizzard just to piddle on a tree
    3. Ever seen Cujo?
    2. Dogs…Fetch, roll over, sit up and beg;
    Cats…Drive, balance checkbook, give CPR
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