“Ohmigod,” Ember screeches as she bulldozes her way through the students early on Thursday morning, the high shrill tone of her voice eating right through my skull and instantly reminding me that I spent the majority of my night sneaking out of a mansion, killing an asshole, going down on Cruz, making a dick of myself with Carver, only to then sneak out again, get called a whore, and then attempt to hand the same douchebag his ass and epically fail.