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P. G. Wodehouse

Three Men and a Maid

  • b1648028100has quoted2 years ago
    "You are having a word with me alone."
    "I hardly know how to begin."
  • b1648028100has quoted2 years ago
    Ma'am there was a gentleman."
  • b1648028100has quoted2 years ago
    "Nothing of the kind!"
  • merlintadpole123has quoted4 years ago
    birds in the trees fringing the road stirred and twittered grumpily as the noise of the engine disturbed their slumbers. But, if they had known it, they were in luck. At any rate, the worst had not befallen them, for Sam was too happy to sing.
  • merlintadpole123has quoted4 years ago
    A patient woman would have stood by, shrinking from interrupting the dialogue. Jane Hubbard's robuster course was to raise the elephant-gun, point it at the front door, and pull the trigger.
  • merlintadpole123has quoted4 years ago
    She did not cease to look like a basilisk, but she began to look like a basilisk who has had a good lunch.
  • merlintadpole123has quoted4 years ago
    As I read over the last few chapters of this narrative, I see that I have been giving the reader a rather too jumpy time. To almost a painful degree I have excited his pity and terror; and, though that is what Aristotle tells one ought to do, I feel that a little respite would not be out of order. The reader can stand having his emotions churned up to a certain point; after that he wants to take it easy. It is with pleasure, therefore, that I turn now to depict a quiet, peaceful scene in domestic life. It won't last long—three minutes, perhaps, by a stop-watch—but that is not my fault. My task is to record facts as they happened.
  • Oluchi 'buchi-Njerehas quoted9 years ago
    uttered a sharp exclamation and gave a bound which, if he had been a Russian dancer, would probably have caused the management to raise his salary.
  • Oluchi 'buchi-Njerehas quoted9 years ago
    Ship's concerts are given in aid of the seamen's orphans and widows, and, after one has been present at a few of them, one seems to feel that any right-thinking orphan or widow would rather jog along and take a chance of starvation than be the innocent cause of such things.
  • Oluchi 'buchi-Njerehas quoted9 years ago
    Haven't had breakfast yet. Too worried to eat breakfast. Relieved now. This is where three eggs and a rasher of ham get cut off in their prime.
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