“You’re not going to slow down your pace to match mine, are you?”
“Of course I am.”
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Dr. Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Dr. Bee Königswasser-Ward showed up to their wedding ceremonies wearing their lab gowns.
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I have had our . . . issues when it comes to social interactions, but I’m befuddled that you haven’t turned out a titanic psychopath despite the family you came from. There has to be a miracle in there, no?”
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In fact, I don’t want another flaky, fickle human being to become my Common Era
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“Yup. I stomped my way to my office with the rage of a murder of dragons.”
“Is that their collective noun?”
“It should be.”
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I briefly protested, but honestly, I’ll let any dude buy me dinner until the gender pay gap is ungapped
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IT’S NOT A date.
But if it were—which it isn’t—it would be the best date of my life.
Of course, because it’s not a date, the point is moot.
But. If it were.
Though it’s not
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but I wouldn’t want Shmac to think that I’m judging him for taking up with a married woman—I really don’t, especially since her husband sounds like someone I wouldn’t mind pushing down the Eiffel Tower stairs.
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My sister yells “What?!” eight more times. “Okay, it’s out of my system. Let us resume. So, you and The Wardass smooched—”
“Feels like there should be a better word for that.”