This short but thoroughly exegetic argument details how Jesus Christ may have actually been in the bloodline of David and Aaron both, and inducted into the priesthood called the Order of Melchizedek, to whom both bloodlines owed worshipful allegiance. It also alludes to mythic astrology written into the Bible and standardized by the calendar system instituted by the Roman Catholic Church, seemingly hidden in cryptic verse, that may reveal how Jesus' widely purported immortality is actually a folkloric metaphor for the generationally enduring power of the Order of Melchizedek.