I always maintained he would amount to something. Thank goodness I never put money on it. — Aunt Joan
Strength: Looks good in uniform. Weakness: Not inclined to study. Potential career: Flight attendent. More likely: Carrying sandwich
board outside local pizzeria. — Year Eight School Report
Every time he posts honking geese rise into the sky. — Asuka (#instapoetfav)
New Zealand literature has no one like him. Always surprising,
a genuine original. — Roger Horrocks
Is this book ticking? — Receptionist, Ministry for Culture